1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,587 Hey, uh, the new golf course up the street is apparently 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:04,630 gonna have AI swing assessments. 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,882 Mnh. I'm not a fan of AI, even in golf. 4 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:09,760 I just think it's cheating. Like, you should-- Aah! 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,262 Oh, my God, Melissa! Are you okay?! I'm okay. 6 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,972 Girlfriend, no! I'm okay. I'm fine. 7 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,141 No, no. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. All right. All right. 8 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,060 Look, no spill. No problem. 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,313 Has she always walked with a limp? 10 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:24,399 No, she has not. Ohh. Ohh! 11 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,830 Remember to do both sides of your math sheet 12 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,415 and ask your mom if you need help. 13 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,210 Yerr! Talent manager! Long time, no see. 14 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,836 I saw you this morning when you dropped off Nick. 15 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,421 True. But you know what, man? 16 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,131 The days are long, dude. Mm. 17 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,008 I ain't got no job. You know how it is. 18 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,927 I think that it's really cool, by the way, 19 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,595 that you drafted my son for your class. 20 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,138 Yeah, I had to give up a couple 21 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,265 future first-round picks for him. 22 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,557 Oh, so it's like a rebuilding year. 23 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:58,767 I'm kidding. 24 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,310 Ah! You a funny dude. 25 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,853 I like when you make jokes like that. 26 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,438 It's nice we get to chop it up like this. 27 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,690 I'll see you in one sleep, dawg. All right? 28 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,024 All right. All right. 29 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:10,821 All right, now. All right, now. 30 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,991 Thanks for helping me with my math sheet, Mr. Eddie. 31 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,826 Yeah. Of course, Jabari. That's what I'm here for. 32 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,661 Now, I know math can be tricky, 33 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,413 but I'm really proud of you for sticking with it. 34 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,456 I like your cup. It has cool colors. 35 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,125 Yeah? 36 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,168 Well, then you might like this pencil. 37 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,503 Thanks, Mr. Eddie. Mm-hmm. 38 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,588 Hey, Jabari. 39 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,256 Mom, look what Mr. Eddie gave me. 40 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,466 Wow! This is nice! Did you say "thank you"? 41 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,135 He did. He's really great with that. 42 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,511 Yes. He just loves being in your class, 43 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,471 and he just loves you. Aww. 44 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,931 You know, and I'm really appreciative because, 45 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,641 between you and I, his daddy is a little... 46 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,143 you know. 47 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,020 Let's just say I'm happy that he has you 48 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,187 as a role model. 49 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,815 Thank you. Thank you. 50 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,608 Look, it's nice to hear that I'm making a positive impact. 51 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,319 I used to underestimate it, 52 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,070 but connecting with the students is the best part of the job. 53 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:57,075 The smells are the worst. 54 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,827 You just put everything... 55 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,663 Oh, oh, oh! 56 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:02,956 Are you good? 57 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,082 Oh, yeah. Never better. 58 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,125 Okay. 59 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,545 Oh, were you gonna get coffee? 60 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:09,880 'Cause I could use a cup 61 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,173 if you were gonna-- 62 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:12,507 You know what? I'm good. I got it. 63 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,384 Just, if you don't mind grabbing my cup. 64 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,511 And the pot of coffee. And, uh, cream. 65 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:19,222 And a little-- just a little sugar and a spoon. 66 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:22,434 And my cup's on the middle shelf on the left. 67 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,394 So you need help? 68 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,938 No. I'm good. I'm fine. Ah! 69 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,358 Melissa, you are clearly worse than you were yesterday. 70 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,526 You need to go to a doctor. I'm fine. 71 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,570 I just, you know-- It hurts before I have my coffee. 72 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,030 You're not fine. 73 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,323 You slept on the couch last night 74 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,741 because you couldn't make it upstairs. 75 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:38,992 And I know that because I heard you 76 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,410 peel yourself off the plastic this morning. 77 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,205 I fell asleep watching "Housewives", Jacob. 78 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,289 Get off my back. 79 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,415 It's okay to admit 80 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,792 you busted your ass, girl. 81 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,335 If I fell like you did, I'd be in the hospital. 82 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,836 But I never slip. 83 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,129 ♪ I never fall ♪ 84 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,464 ♪ A lot of hoes gimme they number ♪ 85 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,924 ♪ But I never call ♪ 86 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,926 ♪ And that's all ♪ 87 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,678 It's a little early, but, you know. Hey. 88 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,680 Melissa, why don't you just go to the doctor 89 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,431 and get that checked out? 90 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,766 What's a doctor gonna do, Barb? 91 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,559 Tell me I'm hurt, treat my ailments, 92 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,228 give me medicine to feel better? 93 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,688 Literally, yes. 94 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,607 Okay, so I'm gonna pay some schmuck an arm and a leg 95 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,859 to tell me what's wrong with my arm and my leg? 96 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,736 You hurt your arm, too? Ow! 97 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:15,987 That's a yes. 98 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,364 Plus, you go to a doctor, 99 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,825 they throw like 10 other diagnoses at you. 100 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,452 You go in with a bad back, you come out in a body bag 101 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,162 with a bill stapled to it. 102 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,248 No thank you. 103 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,627 Thank you, Mr. J. 104 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,587 Looks like she gave up on the coffee. 105 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,965 Speaking of-- time to put in cash for the new Keurig. 106 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,299 Contribute to your community. 107 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,009 Being broke is no excuse. 108 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,302 Happy to. 109 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,638 Ooh, this is crisp. 110 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:45,016 You know, I-I would if I had any cash to. 111 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,018 Oh. What's your deal? 112 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:50,564 So, two weeks ago, Barbara asked to borrow $5 cash 113 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,566 so that she could tip her nail lady. 114 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,401 I had some on hand, and she's my GOAT, 115 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,861 so, boom, I lent it to her. 116 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,571 No problem. 117 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:01,199 But she hasn't paid me back yet. Problem. 118 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,367 Why not just ask Barbara for the money back? 119 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,618 It's just five bucks. 120 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:04,870 Exactly. 121 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,747 It'll just make me look cheap and petty. 122 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,207 Besides, it's the principle. 123 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,084 I would never forget if I owed somebody money. 124 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,628 Well, that's interesting because you owe me $300. 125 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,922 And guess what-- I think about that every day. 126 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,632 Okay. 127 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,134 Hey, really good job today, Jabari. 128 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,886 But remember to work on your short "A" sounds 129 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,430 like hat, fan, tap-- 130 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,183 Dad! Yeah. That's-- That's one, too. 131 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,559 Oh, yeah. Got it. 132 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,060 Hey. You Gregory Eddie? 133 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,062 Yeah. I'm Darnell, Jabari's dad. 134 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,397 Nice to meet you, Darnell. 135 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,774 Yeah, nice to meet you, too. 136 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,319 I heard you gave my son a pencil. 137 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,696 Yeah, it was one of the ones I had just lying around, 138 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,865 and he really liked the colors, so... Cool. Yeah. 139 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,534 No, his mom says he likes you a lot... 140 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,620 that y'all like to chitchat all day. 141 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,872 Yeah, I mean, it's-- it's more teaching 142 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,165 than anything, but-- 143 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,000 Just heard you were giving out pencils and whatnot. 144 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,753 I-I didn't really understand what was going on. 145 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,005 Just trying to make sense of the situation. 146 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,465 Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,844 Look, maybe we should, uh, start over, 148 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,429 maybe have a conversation when Jabari's not here. 149 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,597 Oh, no, no, no, no. 150 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,016 You don't get to decide what my son can see. 151 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,434 He can handle a little tough talk. 152 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,560 He's seen worse. 153 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,229 We watch "Power" together all the time. 154 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,355 Uh, okay. 155 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,981 Well, he shouldn't be watching that. 156 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,316 I'm sorry. Are you saying I'm not a good dad? 157 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,152 No, no, no. Look, I-I hear you, okay? 158 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,487 What can I do to fix this? 159 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,614 Cut the chitchat. 160 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,783 Don't give the boy no pencils. Period. 161 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,201 Got it. 162 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,453 Okay. Let's go. 163 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,996 We out. I guess I'll give him pens, then. 164 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,415 I'm sorry. You mumble something, playa? No, mnh-mnh. 165 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,416 No. Yeah, you definitely said something 166 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,709 to that camera over there. 167 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,378 See, you think you Deadpool. 168 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,755 Look, I don't really know what's going on, okay? 169 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,298 See, we just met for the first time and I'm not-- 170 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,050 So now I'm a deadbeat? No, I'm not-- 171 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,427 Now I'm a deadbeat? I'm not saying that at all. 172 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,013 I think what we need is a little parent/teacher night. 173 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,473 Great. Let me just real quick check my schedule. 174 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,350 Parent/teacher fight night. 175 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,018 What? 176 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,436 I'm gonna kick your ass. 177 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,230 Today, I gotta get a haircut. 178 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:59,568 But tomorrow, 3:00 p.m., outside, me and you. 179 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:02,821 Bring the heat. And don't bring no pencils. 180 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,905 Let's go, Jabari. We out. 181 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:09,160 Tell me, was he hinting or... No, he was pretty clear. He wants to whoop my ass. 182 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,078 Who's getting their ass whooped? Gregory. 183 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,580 'Bout time. I mean, no one. 184 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,164 A parent wants to fight me. 185 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,250 Ooh, a parent wants to do what? Fight me. 186 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,918 You remember Jabari's dad from your class? 187 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,421 Oh, that young man is a piece of work. 188 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,089 What, like a s-strong piece of work? 189 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,550 You know, this happens often with the male teachers. 190 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,468 Especially when the father isn't around much. 191 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,637 They feel threatened, so they want to threaten. 192 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,056 Well, I'm obviously not gonna fight a student's dad, okay? 193 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,725 I'm not some uncivilized ruffian. 194 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,851 Why would you even say it like that? 195 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,019 That's the kind of talk 196 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,103 that makes people want to beat your ass. 197 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,438 You know he's gonna lose. 198 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,731 Duh. 199 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,441 But I'm opening this up for bets regardless. 200 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,985 Hey! You guys talkin' fights and bets without me? 201 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,904 I'm on my way. Don't close the books. 202 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,281 There isn't gonna be a fight. 203 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,908 Darnell was probably just having a bad day. 204 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,117 His name is Darnell? 205 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,661 Darnell vs. Gregory! 206 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:52,746 Name wise, he's a clear winner. 207 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,039 You going with Gregory? 208 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,582 I thought we settled on the Baltimore Bobcat? 209 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,375 Look, he's all talk, okay? 210 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,170 Who-- Who-- Who-- Who postpones a fight to get a haircut first? 211 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,047 Nothing more dangerous than a Black man with a fresh haircut. 212 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,632 You are cooked. 213 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,133 Oh, we hanging outside of Janine's classroom now? 214 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,259 Guys, put it in the Slack. 215 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,345 No, a parent wants to fight Gregory. 216 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,305 A West Philly Darnell wants to fight Gregory. 217 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,182 That's how "Fresh Prince" began. 218 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,808 We can't lose Gregory to Bel-Air. 219 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:14,976 He can't afford it. Okay, look. Enough. 220 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,144 There isn't gonna be a fight. 221 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,646 Then why even tell us about it? 222 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,189 I wasn't. I was talking to Janine. 223 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,940 Ever heard of former welterweight champion 224 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,651 Milton "Iceman" McCrory? 225 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,735 No. Good. 226 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,362 Training starts tomorrow. 227 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,822 Look, I just think maybe you should really... Training. 228 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,157 Training is a good idea. 229 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,160 Hey, guys. I go-- Wait up. 230 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,621 Come on, come back. Start over. 231 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,705 Ow. 232 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,126 Top of the morning, Abbott Elementary. 233 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,336 How you doin'? 234 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,129 What, you went bionic overnight or something? 235 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,130 Or something! 236 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,925 Who is ready to have a great day? 237 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,885 Whoa. Coffee. Coffee? 238 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,429 You look great. So you went to the doctor? 239 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,431 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to the doctor. 240 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,225 Dr. Feel Good, M.D. 241 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,185 Incredibly redundant, but go on. 242 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,020 I found some painkillers at the house, 243 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,981 and I am feeling brand spankin' new, kids. 244 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,233 Those are mine. Look. 245 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,736 For Jacob Hill from 2014, 246 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,989 when he/I got his/my wisdom teeth pulled, 247 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,118 and now he/I is/am pretty miffed. 248 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,161 Ooh. Melissa! 249 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,996 These are way past expired. 250 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,040 Eh, they still work if you double 'em up. 251 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,001 And now, because I am feeling so good, 252 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,546 I am gonna go for that fancy sugar. 253 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,007 Ew! 254 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,176 No! Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name! 255 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,178 Ugh. Looks like a rotten plum. 256 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,139 Melissa, that needs medical attention. 257 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,224 You might feel good, but we don't, looking at that ankle. 258 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,268 God, that's horrible. Okay! 259 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,229 God! I will go see the nurse. 260 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,314 Just get off my case. 261 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,524 And leave the pills. 262 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,156 Mm-mm-mm. 263 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,409 Well, it is feeling like a pretzel kind of day. Yes. 264 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,829 Well. Oh, heck, that's a five. 265 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,540 Well, darn. That's another five. 266 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,624 Another one. 267 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,668 Come on now. One, two, three, four. 268 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,878 Five singles. 269 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,212 God is good. 270 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,630 Well, okay, so for those following, 271 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,258 that's, uh, two fives and then five ones, 272 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,801 which is 15, 273 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,261 three times the amount of five. 274 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,221 Very good, Janine, quick math. 275 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,056 Your students are lucky to have you. 276 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,893 Yes, they are. Ooh. 277 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,312 I'll make you them chicken tenders and that mac 'n cheese. 278 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,354 Good morning, Jabari. 279 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,522 Hey, Lisa, can I talk to you for a second? 280 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,357 Yeah. Go to your seat, baby. 281 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,692 All right. 282 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,611 Hey, so I met Jabari's father yesterday. 283 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,614 Mm. He seems to have something against me. 284 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,366 Um, I was wondering if either you or Jabari 285 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,243 mentioned me around him. 286 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,329 Around Darnell? Please, Mr. Eddie. 287 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,497 We barely even talk. 288 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,956 Except I was telling him 289 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,000 how kind and understanding you are with Jabari. 290 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,252 And how much Jabari loves and respects you. 291 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,962 And matter of fact, I did mention 292 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,215 how much of a good role model you are for Jabari 293 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,801 and how much you'd be a really good role model for Darnell, too. 294 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,761 And then I called him a scrub and Jabari was like, 295 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,013 "Mm-hmm. True." 296 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,973 Yeah, the threats make a little bit more sense. Yup. 297 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,600 Oh, my God. Did he threaten to fight you? Mm-hmm. 298 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,937 That is classic Darnell. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 299 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,188 He is always tryna start stuff. 300 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,606 No need to apologize. 301 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,483 I'm just relieved to know 302 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,859 he's not actually planning to fight me. 303 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,694 Oh, no, no, no. He gonna fight you. 304 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:12,904 That's what he gonna do. 305 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,405 He's always tryna start stuff successfully. 306 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,824 So he gonna hit you with a couple body blows. 307 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,950 Then he'll be good. 308 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,493 You're gonna wanna guard the back of your head. 309 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,620 All right, Jabari, I love you, baby. Be good. 310 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,248 Wow. So, I heard all of that. 311 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,041 What I need you to know is, as a fellow educator, 312 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,794 I got your back, brother, okay? 313 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,838 Unless he, like, real tall 314 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,340 and got, like, a veiny neck and a chainsaw arm. 315 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:36,136 I don't need backup, okay? I can take him. 316 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,513 I'm also not gonna fight a student's dad. 317 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,974 Gregory, denial is not gonna protect those cheekbones, okay? 318 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,892 We gotta come up with a plan. Were you eavesdropping? 319 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,937 And I'm glad he was because we really need to face facts here. 320 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,230 This guy might really want to hurt you. 321 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,606 Why all y'all in my classroom? 322 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,816 Greg, we're coming up with a plan to save your life. 323 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,234 Keep up. 324 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,569 I can come in here whenever I want. 325 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,195 Now, before the fight, I'm gonna come at you 326 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,072 disguised as a roguish assailant. 327 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,409 You kick my ass, and then Jabari's dad will think twice 328 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,785 before a round of fisticuffs with you, killer. 329 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,120 Yeah. Yes. 330 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,371 So it's settled. We gonna jump Jacob. 331 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,623 There isn't going to be a fight. 332 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:12,172 Right? No, of course not. 333 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:16,676 But maybe you just leave your class five minutes early 334 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,845 every day for the rest of the year to be safe. 335 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,388 The kids are resilient. 336 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,223 Look, I'm not running away before school's over, 337 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,184 but I'm also not going to fight. 338 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,478 R-Right. Right. 339 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,482 But if there is a fight, I will show up for you, 340 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,109 and I'll bring CSI and Miami. 341 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,319 Okay, Gregory doesn't need backup. 342 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,653 He's really strong. 343 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,155 Okay, well, fight me then. 344 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,073 There you are. I've been waiting at the Rocky steps all morning. 345 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,700 Coulda text me or something. 346 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,119 Eat these. We got beef to pound. 347 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,078 Yeah. So what you gonna do-- 348 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,830 Get out. All right. 349 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,707 Oh. That's interesting. 350 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,834 What? My heart? What's wrong with it? 351 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,545 I can't be sure, but it sounds like 352 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,715 you need to go to a doctor and stop wasting my damn time. 353 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,008 Oh, not this again. 354 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,010 You are falling apart. What do you want me to do? 355 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,471 Call your mama and send you home? 356 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,597 Yeah, I'd love to go home. 357 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,890 You need to go to a doctor 358 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,391 before you exacerbate these injuries 359 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,061 or cause more from overcompensating. 360 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,687 Eh, what do you know? 361 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,230 Oh, my back! 362 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,316 Oh. 363 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,109 I think you need this more than me. 364 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,781 That... 365 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,825 Hey, Barbara. Hey. 366 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,702 I just wanted to come in here and keep you updated 367 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,204 on the latest technology. 368 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,708 Have you heard of a new enterprise called Venmo? 369 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,086 It was really eating at me to watch Barbara eat those pretzels 370 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,213 while she still owes me $5. 371 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,381 And she didn't even offer me any, 372 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,633 which is crazy because I love pretzels. 373 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,218 Famously. 374 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,303 They're cute, a little twisted... 375 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,806 and salty like me when I've been wronged. 376 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,641 So I'm gonna fix this. 377 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,268 I know all about MenVo, Janine. 378 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,603 Sometimes I send Melissa a few dollars 379 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,314 and an emoji just to say hello. 380 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,650 And other times, I send Gerald a penny emoji 381 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,569 and a penny just to say "a penny for your thoughts." 382 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,655 Mm-hmm. Okay. 383 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,699 You know you can send emojis for free, right? 384 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,660 I did not. Hmm. 385 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,955 You know, if you wanted to send anyone else money on there, 386 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,748 you could. 387 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,667 Are we friends on Venmo? 388 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,085 Because you'll never guess my username. 389 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:17,296 It's Janine Teagues, and I'm wearing, you know, this 390 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,632 in the little profile picture 'cause it's a picture of me. 391 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,302 So if you wanted to look for it or anything. 392 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,636 Oh. 393 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,972 Thank you for reminding me. 394 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:30,435 I meant to send my church a praise hands emoji and $100 395 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,271 because tithing has gone digital. 396 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,647 Won't He digitally do it? 397 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,196 Hey, son. Hey, Dad. 398 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,323 Um, look, I need some advice. 399 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,825 Well, you caught me at work. I'm on my break. 400 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,368 What's going on? 401 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,873 So one of my students has a parent that, um... 402 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,584 wants to get into a physical altercation with me. 403 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,961 What? That absolutely should not happen. 404 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,839 Thank you. That is what I've been saying this whole time. 405 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,507 You're this kid's teacher, 406 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,010 and grown adults should not be fighting anyway. 407 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,637 Exactly. I-I feel like I've been living in the Twilight Zone. 408 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,223 Eddie men do not fight. 409 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,851 Right. But we do fight back. 410 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,604 Huh? You can't just stand there and get your ass beat. 411 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,482 If he swings first, it's on! 412 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,443 Parent of a student or not, you put your hip into it 413 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,944 like this right here. 414 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,447 You know, down goes Frazier! Like I taught you. 415 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,908 Down goes Frazier! Yes, sir! 416 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,576 All right, Dad, I gotta go. 417 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,912 Call me back and tell me how you won, son. 418 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,665 Mwah! Like that right there! 419 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,834 Ding, ding, ding. Time to fight. 420 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,799 Wow. Two no shows? In the event of a cancellation, 421 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,966 the house keeps the money. 422 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,593 Ooh, I think that's him right there. 423 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,553 Yeah, that's him. He got that mad walk. 424 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,098 My bad, y'all. Parking is crazy around here. 425 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,058 Oh, yeah. It's that golf course up the street, ain't it? 426 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,851 Yeah, you heard they building houses, too? 427 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,645 I bet we ain't gonna see the inside of 'em. 428 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,646 I know that's right. 429 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,731 Oh. There he is. 430 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,650 Come on down, Playboy. 431 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,652 Uh-huh. 432 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,195 Gregory, you don't have to do this. 433 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,738 It's not up to him, sweetheart. 434 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,032 Did you hear the tenor of those knuckle cracks? 435 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,867 That is a man determined. 436 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,410 You showed up today. 437 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,455 That is so brave and, honestly, so attractive. 438 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,375 No. Look, you need to go. He's gonna kill you. 439 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,918 Look, he knows where I work, okay? 440 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,837 I'm just trying to put an end to this. 441 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,839 And don't worry. I'm going with Jacob's plan. 442 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,923 That makes me worry even more. 443 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,383 I'm desperate here. 444 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,176 Hey, Gregory Eddie! 445 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,679 Yeah. 446 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,932 I heard you've been talking trash... 447 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,643 ...about gay people. 448 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,811 Whoa! What? 449 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,021 No, no, no. Just-- Just go with it. 450 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,898 No, no, break character. No, stop! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 451 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,233 First you cross me. 452 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,485 Now I'm hearing tell of homophobia. 453 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,404 Gregory. Janine! 454 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,281 I didn't know, I d-- I'm not. I'm not. I'm really-- 455 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,032 You got regressive views, Gregory. 456 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,367 That's not cool, man. 457 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,619 We think my cousin's cousin might be gay. 458 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,165 Now I gotta beat your ass for me, for Jabari, 459 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,750 for him, and for Frank Ocean. 460 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,671 Hey! Move it! The fight has started. 461 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,589 They skipped the weigh-in. 462 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,048 Okay. I'm coming. 463 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,053 Okay. I'm coming. 464 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,181 I'm right behind ya, Mr. J. 465 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,557 I'm... 466 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,267 I'm getting there. 467 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,895 All right, I got your back, man. 468 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,272 Now open up, say, "Ahh." 469 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,315 I put six Capri-Sun in here. 470 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,983 All different flavors. I'm good. 471 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,902 When you gonna let me in, man? 472 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,572 I'm coming. I'm coming. 473 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,865 All right, gang, it's on and poppin'. 474 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,867 Any last-minute action? 475 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,912 Oh! I got five on it. 476 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,539 Really? Here, buddy. 477 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,457 Feel better, now? 478 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,958 Somewhat. 479 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,628 Wait up! 480 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,296 Ow! 481 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,548 No bets less than $10, you paupers! 482 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,966 Shoot. I'm short. 483 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,593 Yeah. 484 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,720 Janine, can I borrow that five, please? 485 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:58,351 Thank you. There you are. 486 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,977 You really need to learn boundaries, Janine. 487 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,062 Mm-hmm. 488 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,981 No. Yeah, I see the pattern. 489 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,733 But it's Barbara. 490 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,777 Don't let 'em start without me! 491 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,030 Okay. Okay. All right. 492 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,199 Just three steps. Come on, you can do it. 493 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,784 No biggie. 494 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,786 Ahhh! 495 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,162 I need to go to the doctor. 496 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,206 All right, let's get this over with. 497 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,999 Jabari think I'm in the bathroom. 498 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,251 He gonna think I fell in. 499 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,759 You know what, Darnell? 500 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,303 You can hit me if you need to. 501 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,180 But I'm not gonna fight you. 502 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,307 What? Forfeit is crazy. 503 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,725 At least get disqualified. 504 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,646 I get it. You upset. But we both on Team Jabari. 505 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,776 Yeah. So? So we fight each other right now 506 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,736 we're no longer on the same team. 507 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,488 Now, Jabari is doing extremely well 508 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,657 and that's partly because I'm a real good teacher to him. 509 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,576 But if I hit you, I become something else to him entirely. 510 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,078 And I'm not willing to let that happen. 511 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,997 So you do what you gotta do. 512 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,291 Go ahead. Sucker-punch him. 513 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,717 You know what? I'mma be the bigger man. 514 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,804 But just know, if Jabari's grades start slipping, 515 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:21,475 I'm coming back up here, I'm gonna beat your ass. 516 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,685 All right? 517 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,395 All right. 518 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,606 All right. 519 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,234 I'll see y'all at report card pick up. 520 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,944 Oh, my God. 521 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,322 I feel, like, so alive. 522 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,324 I mean, nothing gets me more fired up 523 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,367 than nonviolent conflict resolution. 524 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,827 Yeah, you better run. 525 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,953 I do-- I don't think he can hear you. 526 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:41,954 Yeah. Thank goodness. 527 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,039 Well, look at that. 528 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,291 Talent manager. Conflict manager. 529 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,210 That boy do it all. Good job, man. 530 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,504 Now, uh, which one of y'all has seen my son? 531 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,008 Just kidding. He is right here... 532 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,009 in my heart. 533 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,260 Where is he? Karate class. 534 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,261 Okay. 535 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,680 The house wins. 536 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,141 Don't make those faces. We just paid for the Keurig. 537 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,185 Oh! All right. 538 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,770 Not bad. 539 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,648 Whoa. Whoa, Melissa. 540 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,983 You okay? Yeah. Grade 2 ankle sprain, 541 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,110 wrist bruise, knee abrasion. 542 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,487 So, yeah, like I said, no biggie. 543 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,072 Glad I got it checked out. 544 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,324 Ooh, wee! 545 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,285 Net positive? I'll take it. 546 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,787 Uh-huh. Yeah. 547 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,163 All right. I should get to class. 548 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,539 Have a good day. You too. 549 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,791 And if anyone else 550 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,418 tries to fight you, you tell me, all right? 551 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,128 Remember I showed you those pressure points? 552 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,213 Oh, yeah, I remember. 553 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,589 I was passed out for like two hours. 554 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,091 I know you were faking it. You're a terrible actor. 555 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,594 Gregory is not just a good teacher. 556 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,389 He's a good man. 557 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,557 I'm happy he didn't fight. 558 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,686 Although he could have taken him if it came down to it. 559 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,646 Have I mentioned he's strong? 560 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,440 Like so strong. 561 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,983 Good morning, Mr. Eddie. 562 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902 Good morning. Welcome, Jabari. 563 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,487 Go to your seat, baby. 564 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,407 You know, I heard you diffused Darnell. 565 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,950 That couldn't have been easy. 566 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,035 You know, Jabari's last teacher swung on him. 567 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,204 His last teacher? Mm-hmm. 568 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,123 Oh, Barbara? 569 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,999 Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 570 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,712 But don't worry. He doesn't know what happened. 571 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,797 Good. 572 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,133 These kids are really lucky to have you. 573 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,135 Bye, Mr. Eddie. 574 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,720 Bye, baby. Bye. 575 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,012 Be good. Okay. 576 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,268 I used the pencil to do my math homework. 577 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,228 Oh, yeah. Let's take a look at it. 578 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,399 Okay. Yeah. Number three is wrong. 579 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,152 But it's okay. That's why pencils have erasers. 580 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528 Okay, I'll try again. 581 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,779 Okay. 582 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:42,324 Connecting with your students... 583 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,285 is still the best part of the job. 584 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:50,583 Melissa, I am so proud of you for finally going to the doctor. 585 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,002 Yeah, now I just gotta get him to leave me alone. 586 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,336 "Book your next appointment. 587 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,297 Make sure you keep weight off your leg. 588 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,049 Quit taking other people's meds." That was me this morning. 589 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,801 What, did he tell you the same thing? Oh, she's going down! 590 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,721 Oh! Oh! Sweet Jesus! 591 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,389 Oh! 592 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,932 Y'all must have forgot I'm me. 593 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,726 Respect, respect. Oh, Jesus. 594 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,394 Impressive, impressive. Oh, my... 595 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,188 I told y'all, I never slip. 596 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,565 Reflexes like a cat owned by Jackie Chan, baby. 597 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,610 But, um, yeah. Were they in shock? 598 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,654 Good. 'Cause I'm not gonna lie. That hurt like hell. 599 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,579 - Captions by VITAC--